Bold take,,,

The NFL is barely getting by these days.

yup

Oh, you haven't heard of the Asymmetrical Hitler?

The fuck is a "nip?" How old are you? Did you learn that during Market Garden?

So Love carries a squirrel in his pocket, and that's not weird?

So Love carries a squirrel in his pocket, and that's not weird?

Dirt, short-track, fixie derby?

A Schiano Man thinks Mel Gibson in the leading man role improves any film.

A Schiano Man will never stop using the phrase "sissy."

We're never happy, that's kind of the point.

The effect is not unlike flushing a toilet. Remarkable, a human toilet.

So Many WAGS!

Holy shit I can't believe what I'm seeing. That hat, whoever designed that, omg.

Holy shit, I missed that the first time.

So this is fucking garbage:

I should add that webpage to my webring.

23. Ranch dressing