Well, everyone knows Brandon Teena died that night. What this post presupposes is... maybe he didn't.

Having Bieber in the entourage creates A Boy Named Sue scenario, right?

Outsports speculates that he's too old. Or too closeted. They reluctantly concede he is good.

Yeah, I read Kissing Suzy Kolber too.

Hamilton Nolan's suspiciously hanging out by the color printer now, isn't he?

"...his unemployment. It's football malpractice. He's good. The numbers say so. And yet there he sits. Pretty depressing shit. Riley fucking Cooper dropped an n-bomb on camera and managed to stay employed, and Riley Cooper SUCKS. "

Ha ha, "four" years.

Just once I'd like to see "heartwarming allegations emerge. "

Lesson seems to be: don't be a Center.

Rick Ross, the Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, and the Antonio Banderas version of Puss in Boots

It's college jail, not real jail.

You go, Freshmsn Assistant in charge of Chinstraps. You're part of the team. You go.

Whoa, whoa, pump the brakes playa, this ain't Momofuku.

+Bag of frozen vegetable medley.

Jesse kills Walter.

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

I was promised gut-clearing puking.