How did you get Jesus and Rodgers?

Poulter means chicken in his native French.

Ohhhhhhhh

I think Smokey Sumganja is applying for the Deadspin OmBudsMan position.

Some sort of interest bearing financial instrument then?

Why does it say "bust?"

Discovered honey roasted peanut butter.

New shtick?

Stick to Battleship Blogging!

Straight from the man-horse's mouth.

My kingdom for a paper shredder, huh Tony?

Yup

Todd Haley has never rewound a VHS tape.

Todd Haley accelerates and passes funeral processions, with one middle finger sticking out of the sunroof.

Todd Haley has thrown an Xbox controller through a flatscreen TV, at a demo kiosk inside a Toys R Us.

Goes to Trump's guy.

Correlation is not causation!

So there's no settlement deal? I mean, no way did MLB cut a deal that doesn't include waiver of the appeal. Right?

Punches and kicks? I was lead to believe the only Scottish martial art is headbutting.