I like these guys on TVs

You've still got it!

Damnit!

Legislate all you want, the Russian bear will never go extinct.

Has anyone discussed Deadspin Fantasy Football Leagues for this season?

I've never been that happy about anything.

The reptile got lucky; I heard they keel-hauled a pelican who downloaded St. Anger.

"Gigem" is like a bedazzled kimono? Something Elvis would workout in?

¿Como se dice "tag-along?"

No you WON'T.

I did this with chicken thighs just yesterday. Its reqlly good.

No.

Private attorneys bitch about it too, most loudly when the client is indigent. It's either a particularly regressive revenue scheme, or a reflection of a uncooperative court staff.

I read that if he's banned he'll have plenty of time for his new career: racing a solar sail around the moon.

At least you weren't eaten by a grue.

Bully whippet is wasted as C. Italian greyhounds are too fragile to play WR. Too lazy also.

Fuck me she can fart green words? Do Juicy-J and B.O.B. know about this development?

You missed the ballhawk kid with the Red Sox shirt, Yankees hat and Red Sox hat.

The Football Media Complex best deploy the fainting couches, this latest dispatch from "source" will surely fluster their delicate constitutions.

Honey mustard is pretty good. Not as good as cheddar and sour cream or Tapatio (sin limõn.)