Pete Rose looks up from betting slips, nods; motorboats girlfriend.

West, Central, East, The Good One

Anyone else have money riding on tonight's events? If Bryce Harper wins the Derby and Bray Wyatt wins a match at Raw tonight I'll hit my trifecta for $867.

Fine but explain why he ended up with Peyton Manning's luggage.

I thought pepper was hitting balls into the fence. Tossed by a teammate on his knees. that's what it was in high school.

Battery? BAT-tery? Lol, no way that's a real thing. Those DDA's must have majored in comedy!!

Looks like this guy's making his own foie gras. And good for him, come Fall time he'll fetch a pretty Euro.

"Her!?!??"

1. Lighting a gasoline fire in an old turkey pan

Is their shandy good? I like me a shandy.

WAS IT A DRUG-SNIFFING DOG?!?!??!

Bend It Like The BTK

And that is how they do it in the +39 0789, son!

Predictable "boyfriend?" joke.

Rutgers. Typical.

Hint: The fastball doesn't move - it's actually the camera moving.

I guess no one saw this over at Warming Glow.

"Do you have any fruits of vegetables?"

Gotta get a hitch to tow the jetski!

+1 Lockpick Skill