It's all good bro, the Brookster is the pop-a-shot champ of Theta house.

Just don't overcook eggs and we're cool. Desicated eggs are a war crime.

I promoted this because it is so stupid.

"I wonder is ESPN.com will put up an article..."

My friend once called one of those "How am I driving" numbers on a truck that cut us off.

"Geez, act like you've been there before."

1. Phillip Rivers

Yeah, but those are only the written rules.

"Stool" can also refer to poop.

It's funny because "Shocker" can also refer to a sexual act.

"Sure it is."

/looks at fingers
/furrows brow
/takes off shoes, socks
/scratches head
/drops pants, briefs

Slow day at the Footlocker; we just stole Jordan's.

...member of the Utah Jazz? Yes!

+1 line

Yeah that was fucking stupid.

Can't be a Funky, no mention of getting cancer.

Danny fuckin' Woodhead, man.

1. Chick Tracts!