Oops, I thought Albert wrote this.

I'd rather vomit into a hot oven.

I thought Uconn was up in northern Canada until two years ago.

If I'm 19 years old with a porny pic, can I ask for a follow?

Holding shitty shelving hostage?

$$$$$$

Beardos v. Birdos.

Tkachuk you talking about?

No wonder Biosphere 2 was such a fuckup.

What a powermove! Classic Schiano Man!

No way could I root for the St. Louis C*rdinals. As a Catholic and a gentleman, I can't believe a sports team would have that name in 2013.

Wait, Hitler liked to be shit on? How did Shirer miss that?

• A "cannon" could also refer to his throwing arm.

Bold take,,,

The NFL is barely getting by these days.

yup

Oh, you haven't heard of the Asymmetrical Hitler?

The fuck is a "nip?" How old are you? Did you learn that during Market Garden?

So Love carries a squirrel in his pocket, and that's not weird?