So Love carries a squirrel in his pocket, and that's not weird?

Dirt, short-track, fixie derby?

A Schiano Man thinks Mel Gibson in the leading man role improves any film.

A Schiano Man will never stop using the phrase "sissy."

We're never happy, that's kind of the point.

The effect is not unlike flushing a toilet. Remarkable, a human toilet.

So Many WAGS!

Holy shit I can't believe what I'm seeing. That hat, whoever designed that, omg.

Holy shit, I missed that the first time.

So this is fucking garbage:

I should add that webpage to my webring.

23. Ranch dressing

Well, everyone knows Brandon Teena died that night. What this post presupposes is... maybe he didn't.

Having Bieber in the entourage creates A Boy Named Sue scenario, right?

Outsports speculates that he's too old. Or too closeted. They reluctantly concede he is good.

Yeah, I read Kissing Suzy Kolber too.

Hamilton Nolan's suspiciously hanging out by the color printer now, isn't he?

"...his unemployment. It's football malpractice. He's good. The numbers say so. And yet there he sits. Pretty depressing shit. Riley fucking Cooper dropped an n-bomb on camera and managed to stay employed, and Riley Cooper SUCKS. "