Ha ha, "four" years.

Just once I'd like to see "heartwarming allegations emerge. "

Lesson seems to be: don't be a Center.

Rick Ross, the Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, and the Antonio Banderas version of Puss in Boots

It's college jail, not real jail.

You go, Freshmsn Assistant in charge of Chinstraps. You're part of the team. You go.

Whoa, whoa, pump the brakes playa, this ain't Momofuku.

+Bag of frozen vegetable medley.

Jesse kills Walter.

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

I was promised gut-clearing puking.

How did you get Jesus and Rodgers?

Poulter means chicken in his native French.

Ohhhhhhhh

I think Smokey Sumganja is applying for the Deadspin OmBudsMan position.

Some sort of interest bearing financial instrument then?

Why does it say "bust?"