Discovered honey roasted peanut butter.

New shtick?

Stick to Battleship Blogging!

Straight from the man-horse's mouth.

Yeah well it still doesn't get Showtime.

My kingdom for a paper shredder, huh Tony?

Yup

Todd Haley has never rewound a VHS tape.

Todd Haley accelerates and passes funeral processions, with one middle finger sticking out of the sunroof.

Todd Haley has thrown an Xbox controller through a flatscreen TV, at a demo kiosk inside a Toys R Us.

Goes to Trump's guy.

Correlation is not causation!

So there's no settlement deal? I mean, no way did MLB cut a deal that doesn't include waiver of the appeal. Right?

Punches and kicks? I was lead to believe the only Scottish martial art is headbutting.

I like these guys on TVs

You've still got it!

Damnit!

Legislate all you want, the Russian bear will never go extinct.

Has anyone discussed Deadspin Fantasy Football Leagues for this season?