I hope this ends like Gran Torino, with an usher waking me in an empty movie theater.

Early scouting reports on Chipper: "Material not strong enough for Hee Haw, not crazy enough for cable news. The hermanos love him."

oh! +1

That's how he drains his ears?

Like my Papa always said, "If you ain't robbin', you ain't racin'."

Is it possible to raise a family without extended family nearby? My wife and I have no relatives in the same timezone and work plus the one kid is killing us. Everyone else has aunts and grandparents coming in on a rotation.

Damnit Achilier, you had one job!

"...allegations of infidelity on her part."

Aye, thar be chavs!

I think this team goes down to a squad of 1987 Bo Jacksons coached by Gandalf the White.

1200 Cal for $5? You can't beat that fat for the fin.

I loved this guy!

Wait, didn't Dana White take the money? At least, take it back?

Not convinced that's not you Dom.

"The Northern Arizona basketball team rallied to beat North Dakota in overtime"

@2:20 And that's why you always write your name on your stick.

Jesus, even the phone cameras in Florida have cataracts.

The Athlete!

Looking at yesterday and today's pictures; shouldn't he have a cast on or something?

They're probably happy to get a paying gig.