sigh

Shoot, that's a van and a pole. Ma unkle Skeeter's got one of those for muddin'.

I once got so high I threw a punch at the pope.

He was tying his shoe. HIS HEMP SHOE!

Good for him, that Dilbert thing wasn't going to last forever.

.08 or "under the influence." Kid, don't be more of an idiot.

Yankees fan, eh?

Ironic yarmulkes.

Do you like the Black Angels? I think you would like them.

The PGA's Play 60 campaign has been plagued by the misunderstanding that a lower number was better.

+1

What the hell #26?! You gotta make that tackle. You're running laps until the sprinklers come on.

Me too. It makes me crazy.

Hmmm, yes +1

White people!

I'm enjoying the constant logins!

"I can see the irony."

Old stoner tip: put a shower cap on the smoke alarm. (If it's one of those hard-wired deals.)

More like "Boom goes the gyno-mite!" High fives!

Oh good, a district attorney that doesn't know the elements of robbery.