My initial thought to your comment was “HOW CAN THIS BE????”, but then I remembered that people think I’m weird for never having seen a Brad Pitt movie.

My daughter came over and she was all, “dafuq?” Then she stayed for the rest. #Bonding

I watched the whole thing and I feel like I’ve been violated in some way.

OMG THAT BUTT VIDEO.

My face through the entire butt video:

WHAT DID I WATCH? WHY DID I WATCH THE WHOLE THING?

Yeah, but you're Jem. That wig is for work.

It only got worse (better? I’m so confused.) after the one minute mark.

She could well lose her life because two dudes don’t find her attractive and heard she was a bitch so they don’t feel like trying to help her while she’s getting mugged and screaming for help.

One of them started a conversation by saying his wife thought she was a bitch. And how exactly did they find her “less deserving?” Of what exactly? Because neither of them have any control over her. They don’t even work with her, let alone being her boss. I mean its not like she loses her job or worth as a human being…

Right, his wife thought the woman was a bitch. I mean, the dude is wrong to know and share his wife's opinion on her former co-worker?

“They call her a bitch for no reason.”

They were talking amongst themselves, there wasn’t supposed to be anyone else around. I talk like this at work sometimes. My female colleagues talk like this at work sometimes. Most people talk like this sometimes. It’s only an issue if you make it an issue.

????

Sometimes, the only detail that people want to know about other people is if they are attractive. There is no real reason behind any of it and it accomplishes nothing, but sometimes that’s all that people want.

Women do this all of the time to both binary genders. So do men. People judge each other and make assumptions, that’s what they do.

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…

Wow, the resemblance is seriously uncanny. She looks EXACTLY like Chloe Sevigny.

It’s like they think D is as far as the bra size alphabet goes, and anything past that just has extra Ds. “DD” “DDD” “DDDDDDDDDDDDD”.

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.