My personal favorite:

That Lovato story is hilarious. Ok, it’s a meet and greet where there is a room full of people with their attention focused solely on her and at what point would she be able to ‘flick’ this girl’s vagina without anyone else noticing? Of course there isn’t a name attached to the story so I’m gonna declare shenanigans…

I read hibachi as hitachi and went “Ooooh, THAT’S how you flick a vagina!”

Jesus christ look at her. It’s like a traveling Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.

I don’t believe she was in a real relationship with the guy and that she got stuck in a bad situation when he died.

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and…

People who are always in relationships really weird me out. Like, is it really that hard not having a partner for a more than 6 months or a year? Seems impossible for celebrities. I’m not even really talking about Lea Michelle. Maybe it’s just that I hate pretty much everyone, but I can’t imagine being able to…

I might actually believe the Lovato fan story if it was about Ariana Grand.

This kids face says it all.

It always seemed manufactured to me. Boy, howdy, is she milking it for all the PR she can get, though.

Long arms and short skirts?

You mean like when he said this?

You’re a sick child in the hospital and the admin tells you that a special celebrity guest is coming to visit you. The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might be moving to London, GUVNA!

These types of things cover up the real issue - parents aren’t spending enough time exploring how to be safe and smart online with their kids. I imagine a bunch of that is still a leftover technological generation gap and some is because there are sucky parents.

omg Jennifer Garner has been reduced to posing for stock images. Fuck you, Ben Affleck.