OMG he’s been training for this moment all his life. Jesus’s true purpose is revealed. Jesus is a bra and I shall not sag, nor shall I jiggle, I shall be held fast in his supporting cups.

I don’t know- one hint of moisture on your skin, a single bead of sweat perhaps, or too oily a lotion- and all hell breaks loose with double sided tape.

And if you’re a black woman who tries this- wait, how did you get hired here again?

I could watch the “and that’s all I need” scene only. That's the only scene I need. And the one where they're playing ukulele on the beach. But that's all I need...

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

But it’s not a minor point when the point is that it’s equally their genetic material. People here using the language “her egg” over and over are missing the point as much as men who go “his sperm”. It’s neither thing independently anymore. Its BOTH. It’s also what makes this not really a women’s issue since this…

The embarrassment is real for both- my older sister still goes red when she buys tampons or pads, always has to buy unnecessary stuff to cover it up in her cart, and has to use a female cashier. Me, I’m like I’m 23 and biologically female with working parts on a tight schedule, what else do you expect from my uterine…

HE HATES THESE CANS!

As someone who has been repeatedly told by their boss that the reason they pursued me out of college was because I was the only intern who wasn’t an entitled jerk that was hard to work with, I feel ok being nice. I get things done and I’m not an asshole about it, and I balance it by letting people know what’s up if…

This sounds like an equivalent of the George Bush Mission Accomplished Banner moment tbh.

Actually, under that logic it’s how your period is nbd, but a miscarriage is something else entirely. Eggs are not Embryos. Sperm is not an embryo. The fertilized combo of the two is an embryo. It's very different.

For some reason my first thought was that cryotherapy was just sitting in a room with some tissues and “alone again, naturally” on repeat, just crying it out like a baby, and I thought “well, yeah, duh”.

The rub here is that we’re not talking sperm and egg anymore. This is an embryo, no longer a distinct part of either person, but a combo of both. And now it’s a combo of both currently independent of both donating parties bodies. This isn’t them trying to fertilize an egg now or take eggs she saved that are 100% her…

If anyone looks at him funny, smiles with the contentment of someone reasonably secure that no one’s gotten pregnant on their watch.

*Brings own jacket, expects partner to do the same*

So much yes to the button down shirt thing. For me, I will also add “loosens tie, just a little”

#ReptillianOverlords

Doesn’t the former editor of the Hairpin work here now? Is this article the equivalent of a chain letter amongst friends? What's happening here? What? Why?

Men have had to have kids they didn’t want just because the woman wanted to keep it forever. Now science makes it possible for the same to happen to a woman independent of her having to carry the child to term herself. This is fascinating, especially the responses. We’d hardly call a pregnant woman a manipulative scum…

We’re entering a very interesting time when it comes to legal rights of parents/prospective parents and reproduction. We’re all already pretty hypocritical when it comes to the responses to this imho, so it'll be interesting how this plays out going forward. This could set a precedent and change how things are carried…