“Everyone was having sex and I thought ew, so basic, so I decided to have a vintage, artisanal sexuality, with highly curated partners. It’s so old school I love it.”

It's easy to say it's not important when you've done it. Let her have her own experience, jeez. This is the second time on Jez I've seen someone tell a virgin, that it's NBD, and just do it. SHUT UP. She's not thinking about sex in an unhealthy way, she's coming to it in her own terms leave it alone.

I would. I’m a 23year old who just had her first kiss last year, and nothing since. I kind of want to save everything for a guy who’ll be fumbling about like I will, but as a move up in age I realize the probability of finding a relatively inexperienced guy goes way down, not that I get many offers.

It’s true if she’s bathing in their blood.

And if one of these kids wants a little sibling 10 years from now...?

It's the fact that she's saying having babies keeps her young. It's like how retirees pick up hobbies to keep them active outside the home one they stop working.

It sounds like Tinkerbell as written by Tenessee Williams.

And by originals you mean animated versions of European folk and fairy tales? Or like, the Goofy Movie?

The Bates family, now is your time to pounce!

I’d rather they become invisible than their parents trot them out to talk about god’s forgiveness and how this brought them closer to God. If they've moved on and found peace, I'm ok that they stay out of it rather than have to talk about it to try to get people to forget what he did.

She sounds really, really clueless.

That’s not even a little true. Sperm dumpsters implies that sperm goes to waste. They’re supposed to up cycle that sperm into babies.

And everyone assumes Josiah was sent to ALERT because he’s gay. It’ll just add fuel to the fire that both he and Josh are also the only boys to court. Fresh out of ALERT, Josiah is currently courting a 17 year old girl.

They don’t. The oldest set of 5 girls have a room to themselves, and the oldest 3 boys have moved out, even the unmarried ones. All the boys share a room, and I’m sure the next 2 oldest girls have probably been bumped up to the big room now that Jill and jessa are married.

Not everyone! He was most my type at movie 3, and was super hot in 4 &5. I called it!

Shade.

But he's a known micromanager who makes you go through too many bosses just to get anything done.

It's like Maddona tries and Cher just is.

Well, to be fair, Emma has gained something in that she’s a performance artist who’s graduating with more name recognition and press coverage that most art students due to the mattress performance art piece. That’s not to say she’s lying, but saying she has nothing to gain from this is is also false. Not everything is…

Well what are they going to do? Ask him how he manages parenting and a career? Ask him how he manages to have it all? Talk about how tough it must be to work away from his child? He's not a woman, you know.