Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

Or you could just... not store files on your desktop.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?

Ignoring your stupid as fuck virtue signaling, Bourdain is/was a hero to everyone who has worked in a kitchen. Kitchen Confidential is probably the most widely read book in the food industry, regardless of your location or cuisine. People don’t like Bourdain because he was some sort of mechanism for reinforcing the…

The weirdest thing was watching the Warriors high-fiving and laughing as if they’d annihilated the Cavs, as if they’d done anything other than narrowly escape from a Game-1 loss at home.

Let’s not kid ourselves though. The selection committee will still dock, say Old Dominion, for losing to Marshall more than NC State will be docked for losing to a worse Georgia Tech team to use this season as an example.

The real issue tends to be that the selection committee consistently overvalues Top 50/100 wins of…

Nothing can go wrong when you let Dan D’an noodle with things.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

Our prisons aren’t filled with employers who fuck over employees.

I know reading for comprehension is a challenge, li’l buddy, but sometimes you just gotta do it anyway.

My dad was an adviser in the early 2000s for a fraternity at a local college that he was a part of while he was in college (many years earlier), and he would always tell me these stories about the horrible hazing events and other shit like that. I could never understand why anyone would put up with that, and his…

I never understood hazing. “Oh, you want to be part of our team? Let us be tremendous assholes to you for a while and then you can join.” I can see, like, making the freshman carry the water or some shit, fine.

I don’t have data but just using anecdotal evidence from my lifetime I would be shocked if Bryce Harper, Kris Bryant, Mike Trout, and Mookie Betts are as well-known as Ken Griffey Jr, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds were at their peaks. I’d probably argue that Griffey was the second most famous American…

Is this satire? It’s really hard to tell.

About the same as the odds that reading the CIA Wikipedia page magically installs a camera in your house.

I actually was in the fence about that. The composite Browns season looks like this:

Also, a big advantage to choosing NBA/NHL/MLB over the NFL is that you’re stuck watching a lot of shitty standard-def NFL games, while the last 300 games in any other league will all be in HD.

Thanks man, you had me chuckling there. However, do you live in a dwelling that doesn’t have closets?

Similarly: Which side of the sink the dirty dishes go on before being washed/loaded into the dishwasher. You keep the garbage disposal side clear so that you can still cook/rinse crap into the sink and make use of the goddamn disposal. Otherwise YOU’RE FISHING DISGUSTING FOOD WASTE OUT OF THE NON-DISPOSAL SIDE JUST…