I’d like to point out there is no “correct” reaction to news of someone’s death.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

It’s part of an overall dislike of the costume redesign they did for the New 52 where his costume looks more and more like either armor or a super-rigid onesie. An armored Superman seems inherently wrong for the character to me. The red briefs are also borrowed from what seems to have inspired the original look of the…

He may have thought he was going to die. Which would make it tough to post a video after... you’re dead.

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!

I’m old. Can you translate this?

My take is Dad A is just an asshole. The first puck was clearly meant for the little girl, as Connolly pointed and indicated. When Dad A snagged it, he should’ve handed it to her.

https://www.theonion.com/christ-article-a-video-1819595653

It’s quite possible that their seats were elsewhere.  During warm-up, which this was, a lot of kids go down to the glass to get a good look at the players and beg for pucks.  Once the game started, she might have been in the nose-bleeds.  

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Jesus, The Expanse is back, another Americans, I didn’t get to watch Legion last night, and the NHL playoffs start? I don’t know if I’m sleeping tonight.

Oh go on then:

There’s a ton of modern bands out there with strong brass sections, without being rehashes of what once was. I’ve recently come across Budos Band, Lettuce, and Monophonics

Wow. A comment dumber than the article.

Most people who are there probably like all 20 of those songs. Or lets be modest and say only half of them but they’ll sit through a few songs they don’t like to hear the ones they love.

I completely agree with you, but I’ve mostly attributed this feeling in the past to how old I am (30. I am thirty. I am a mummy now). So. I might have bad news for you. You might simply be old.

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

I’ve been going to shows for over 20 years and not once have I thought man this band I willingly came to see and that I love should play less music. This is an early April Fools post right? Because you can’t be serious.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!