Because robots can’t make babies.

The Ox one is insane. The first goal is stunning, but it also makes sense - a good kid in the schoolyard who catches one just right can get a similar effect (obv not QUITE on the same scale). But the Ox goal is just inexplicable frankly.

I don’t know how people can spout “you should support the president no matter what” with a straight face. That’s the kind of sentiment you’d expect to hear in... certain other countries. The freedom to openly disagree with the government is a pretty foundational principle over here!

Counterpoint, this is the first I’ve heard of Naturdays

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

Look at this guy who can spend 15 minutes on a hungover Saturday morning not eating pizza.

This whole thing feels like an attack on my childhood.

I actually think, glaring miss aside, Altidore had an incredibly strong game. His hold-up play had the Mexico back line in fits, and he was linking very well with Pulisic and Arriola.

I liked watching a male American team finally pressure opposing defenders and play cohesively, as improbable as it was given the results before the tournament. Objectively we didn’t have the finishing touch last night, though, and didn’t keep up the intensity in the second half. But unlike under Arena, they took every…

That seems like a very specific lesson.

“which is becoming more popular”

A 17-year-old is not a young adult. A 17-year-old is an adolescent. Young people kill themselves quite frequently in adolescence. They’re all suffering. It is not a disrespect to their suffering to acknowledge that assisting their suicide is madness.

I love how he’s able to sell that he’s both annoyed by Scott and still wants to be friends. I liked the whole thing with being awed by the close-up magic.

No, he’s right -- her latest set is just awful. Observational humor only works when your audience can relate, which is not the case when all your bits are about being the daughter of the richest Buggalo ranchers on Mars.

Already planning on watching it tomorrow night. Just wondering if I should go totally stereotypical and plan on eating some cookie dough and ice cream while I watch.

An entire story about bad ‘90s stuff and not ONE mention of the freakin’ Mighty Ducks?!?!

How long before they actually start selling bottles of Chateau Picard?

I hate that too. Over the years, I’ve figured out two strategies that generally works pretty well:

The reverse is also preferable. The Warriors go up 3-1 without Durant, and Durant announces he is coming back. Bucks win the next 3 games. Same thing that happened to Eric Lindros.

How about the Warriors go up 3-0 against the Bucks WITHOUT Kevin Durant? He returns for game 4, but the Bucks beat up on the KD Warriors and win the series in 7.  That is the dream scenario.