This is not Jesus's ride. He drove a Honda, although he didn't really talk about it.

Ok I just need to add this to the conversation because it bothers me. I'm, by profession, an evolutionary biologist. Part of that involves understanding this thing called "science." There isn't such a thing as a "carbon-neutral product," or "zero emissions" product. There just isn't. This car, and other cars that…

"GoBots have been ignored and dismissed as useless ripoffs of the Transformers since the 1980's. In the Congo, the GoBots can now find true purpose and value— directing traffic and funking shit up. "

"Do you smell something?"

For those who cannot read french, I can translate. It is from the Twingo's owners manual and says "Be sure to keep your Twingo properly secured on windy fall days as they can easily blow away."

Although normally quite docile, the Common Hatchback has been known to charge even much larger adversaries when threatened, or when defending its young.

The point of Jezebel is not discriminative in any way. Jezebel is a website tailored to the interests of a given demographic, just like Jalopnik or Deadspin. In the case of Jezebel, that demographics is women. It's no different than how Jalopnik or Deadspin cater to their audiences. In the case of Jezebel, it is…

Yep, it's a screen. So you can watch TV while you crash your snackfood-branded big V8 sedan, thus dying the most American death since Elvis died on the can at 300 pounds.

I only remember one thing from that show....

The Japanese are comfortable with buying weird and quirky cars. Americans and Europeans, are not.

Back in my late teenage years (some time in the early 90s) I owned an obnoxious crap can of an awesome Volkswagen Scirocco 16v.

Nigel Tufnel: The gears all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

God, I wish some automaker would have the balls to produce something like this. Several automakers are sitting on monstrous piles of cash, and yet we can't get anything truly interesting or groundbreaking. Just the same old same old. This is the kind of thing Scion should be peddling. Truly experimental stuff, not…

NEEDZ MOAR HONDA EMBLEM!

I'm preferential to the evo taxi.

Travis:

2nd Here's a list of other Chrysler Group Execs (there are a lot of them):

GIF of the week?

That looked like my morning commute. Minus VW logo on hood,