Awesome read, especially because it reminds me of my adolescence while showing me what a similar routine was for the generation after mine. On the weekends my Dad had me in middle school, he’d pick me up from bowling league (late) and then drop me off at the mall with money for quarters/tokens so he could go back to…

If you’re deriding my collection of zip zorps, sir, we are going to have words.

I’ll say it. Slime would’ve been a better choice to rep DQ in Smash. Think about it. Who’s more recognizable? The average gamer probably wouldn’t know Erdrick or Luminary, but they might know about Slime.

This is Tom Hall, creator of Commander Keen.

If you’d bother to listen to the people that have issues with Epic’s storefront, “Epic paying more to developers” is definitely NOT among them. 

Sounds really fun. I wish I could play it. Unfortunately, the choice these devs made has walled off the game from everyone on PC who doesn’t want to give Epic money or start maintaining separate parallel launching platforms. I’d buy it right now on Steam if I could, even if they charged extra to make up for their…

Hammered smasher gets smashed by ban-hammer.

I should be shocked how gamers went from “ra-ra consumer rights!” to “please go back to being a defacto monopoly!” on a fucking dime.

I mean, good for them. I’m not going to end up playing their games as a result, but good for them. I already have Steam, Uplay, Battlenet, Bethesda.net, Origin, Microsoft Store, PSN, Microsoft, and Switch store front accounts to deal with, and I really, really feel like having my games in 9 different places is enough.…

I really wanted to believe this guy just has a HUGE 1 Yen coin and other large props. But, man, those model boxes and newspapers are outstanding.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Miserable and Mild Mid Season Finale Special Edition

“I have boobs” by no means distinguishes you from neckbeards.

As long as they provide current Switch users a way to easily move their games over.

With all of my games being digital downloads, I don’t like the prospect of them being locked to this one piece of hardware forever. I don’t want to jump through hoops trying to do something that should be easy.

Is it weird I’d rather have one of her all-dinged up after the fight in the short? It did a lot to make her way more than just some pop-star idol. 

If you’re capable of being ‘profoundly disappointed’ by HK, then just avoid everything else forever. Because that’s a level of ‘eh this isn’t for me’ that stretches beyond reasonable criticism to the point that it isn’t worth the risk for people to suggest things to you to try.

It’s sad that the Wii U is considered a failure because of poor sales. I don’t think anyone who has a Wii U and many of the amazing games that came out for it thinks it was a failure. It was definitely the best console around for a while in terms of its library of must-play games. As someone who’s not in the video…

I feel like with about half the re-imagining fan-art of things a lot of artists don’t quite get the character they’re trying to portray. They just conveniently redraw things in their own style and call it a re-imagining.

Like D.Va REALLY isn’t a loner of a character. She wouldn’t be working on a mech by herself. If…

You forgot the best part: You can literally teabag people as an elderly woman with one of her emotes.

Short of messaging an admin, I can’t do either at this point :\

But if we’re going to be honest, I love the attention. My glib comments hide my intense need for validation :D