When we Skype once every couple of days all I can think about is how perfect she is, and when we are able to traverse the Atlantic and actually see each other it feels like it did when we first met.

I work in consumer electronics retail (small privately owned company, not Best Buy lol) and I can certainly tell you that the idealized version of Instagram you have is only had by such a small few that it can't possibly identify the brand. People use it to keep track of (or follow) the people they know and are…

It's Hasbro toys, my man. I figured as much. I drive by the sign so often that even very tiny and on its's side I can recognize it lol. Go Mr. Potato Head!

You totally raised this lady's hopes up to unsatisfyable levels. At least 50 people went to her page cuz you posted that. We need to be on the look out for news stories about a lady going crazy in Brunswick, Ohio after she spent her life savings because she had a "sure thing" on eBay. Lol. Crazy white people.

Is it me or did the Ump look like he enjoyed that play as much as the fans? He called the out so hard it looked like he was gonna one-inch-punch the pitcher.

Evidence of Monsanto suing farmers: Here, From their own site

+over 9000

I wonder if he's been running? Or getting in shape, perhaps? Quote wasn't clear enough.

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Damn! So close! "BurritoDick". What a tool. Cockamole or Refried Peens wins the day.

I think it's something less creative like "DickTaco" or something

Dude, you just described my (sad and pathetic) life. I feel like I'm no longer alone in the world.

That makes me feel a little better, thank you. I read this site everyday to attempt to undue any sexist views that have been unwillfully forced on me by my misogynistic family. There are very few left but I still feel like this site and the commentariat help me be a more understanding, more sensitive guy. So thank you…

HAhaha!!! Dude, don't troll so hard. That just sounds ridiculous. I did get a good laugh out of that one, though. Thanks :)

We are. I don't go a day without seeing something that makes me ashamed to be a man. I'm sorry for the things we do.

Or they were developing Stockholm Syndrome. But the media sucks so you're probably right.

:Starts slow clap, single tear rolls down cheek: Comedy gold. +1

Didn't say you were doing anything illegal. However, you are being purposely deceptive. "This will help." Which suggests that link you posted will help with information on the bat or the research. It does neither of these things. It just links to a shitily made website that is mostly in a language that is not shared…

How the hell did a scammer get approved to comment and my shit is always still pending?

Oh, I got it the first time. It's just that Spanish is a different language entirely and considering we (the English-speaking "we") co-opted that word FROM Spanish they don't have to change shit. It would be like the Spanish expecting us to change the word "black" if they have used it as their equivalent of the…