So you're saying, apparently, that what people say they want is not actually what they want, because they really want what you want and only say otherwise because they're culturally brainwashed. That's an argument akin to "anyone denying the existence of giant killer robots is probably a giant killer robot in…

Every time I see financial advice here (or another favorite blog of mine, Mr Money Moustache) it's always a married couple where at least one of them is making over 50K. If I made that, I wouldn't need financial advice. What financial advice do you have for millennials around the 18-24 demographic who are typically…

Without the NFL, I would only be in a CO___ICT of interest in making this ridiculous argument.

RIP, Lem

Wow. Hard to fault them for that. The Shield is a Mount Rushmore drama for me.

Oh, Canyon of Heroes? Sure. What you're gonna wanna do is head out of Douchebag Valley , west on the Fuckface Turnpike, past the Guido Parkway, past Axe Body Spray Memorial Park, and take the exit for Holy Fuck You Are An Obnoxius Bunch Of Goddamn Assholes Boulevard and bang a right.

He's just trying to use his milkshakes to get more Brewers fans to the yard.

As JD said to Turk, "There's nothing wrong with "crymaxing" (sorry, I've been watching a lot of Scrubs reruns lately!)

I definitely have atheist in my profile - if that's a problem for people, what kind of date would you expect to have?

I wouldn't necessarily agree that grief from bereavement "should" be medicated, but I absolutely think that having it in the DSM and making medication available to people who do need or want it is vitally important. My husband died at age 32 when I was 31. We'd been married for 8 years and together for more than 10 at…

Uhhhh, have you ever been depressed? It's not just 'unhappiness', it's not being able to function. At all.

To be fair, psychiatric medication didn't even make the top 5 drugs referenced, aside from the title, they aren't even in the article.

It's like Matthew Broderick said in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down once in awhile, you might accidentally commit vehicular manslaughter."

Did you see the racial draft on Chapelle's Show? Tiger is officially Asian.

Not to start conspiracy rumours, but all of this fraud and deception sounds a lot more like something Mario's estranged brother, Wario Williams, might be behind.

You should've added an honorary number 11: People who think they're parents because they have pets. Fuck those people.

Kawasaki later blew Sandoval's mind when he stripped nude and magic pixels blurred his dick from every angle.

Hold on now with your crazy suggestions. This is a Hamilton-centric universe. People should be anticipating what Hamilton might want, and then take action. I think a better approach would be for everyone to leave the gym when Hamilton arrives, thus freeing up all of the equipment.