You're a special kind of idiot, huh?

Jesus take the wheel!

#BUTTHURT

I hope you're high. Cuz if not, you just said some dumb shit.

BOOM! +1

I generally don't eat meat of protected/endangered species. I also make it a habit to not eat the top predator in an eco-system (their meat probably isn't very tasty, high ratio of muscle to fat and all). But if you got some Dodo, I'm down like a clown.

AMEN.

Barry, we get it. You hate Boston. You don't have to keep slapping us in the face with it.

Oooooff. That's so perfect it's staggering. +1

Yeah cuz they make SO MUCH MONEY. They must have a staggering sense of entitlement. How audacious do you have to be to want to see the event to which you are describing live as it goes on.

So since I rent an apartment (and a fucking nice one at that) I am unworthy of the chance to date you? Whelp, dodged that bullet. Ever think about the fact that having a partner makes it much easier to get things like a house? And a much nicer one than a single person can get on average based on income alone. House…

Where the fuck do you live? Silverspoonsville, in White Privilege county? Why do people think it's so easy to get a fucking house? I rent the shit out of one but I'm 26 and haven't built up enough credit to get a loan. That's why having a partner helps. So you can, you know, get a house together.

Boston, huh? I woulda thought people in The Bean were lying assholes. The more you know...

It's not ok to shame anyone for a legal activity that's not hurting you. Being fat fot fat people is also know as LIVING. You should try it some time. Might wanna take the chip off your shoulder first. Did a smoker hurt you? Show me on this cigarette where they touched you.

Nothing will ever be the same again. Thank you.

Must suck to have to walk around with such a large stick in your ass.

First thing I thought of. And all the poor kids would outline their dong-area with white out and try to be like the cool kids. I woulda needed me some white out.

Not say bread is especially healthy. I'm saying that soup where the 4th ingredient is sugar is a not a acceptable substitute.