because not everyone cares what the president does with his dick. that's for hillary to worry about. monica tried to blackmail a president (manipulated by republicans gunning to get rid of clinton, but still). that's all she's ever done with her life and the only thing anyone knows about her.

Yeah this is why I never felt bad for her. She did get a nice little handbag line

I'm one of those ladies with a penis and in my expereince the ones that freak out about it are women. I've never been threaten by a man or men either verbally or physically, but women have verbally abused me and asked me the most insensitive and intrusive questions.

Gods I miss Ted Kennedy in the worst way.

C'mon man, there's absolutely no reason for the fucking blindside cross check. That chick posed absolutely no threat.

I'm sure he failed at that job. Mightily.

A much better story would be how a large number of newly voted Mayors in France, particularly in the South, are members of the Front National Party which means France has ushered in a unprecedented era of xenophobia, anti-european and extreme right nationalism in some of its major cities. This news is unfortunately…

Not sure why this is feminist and not just class disparity, but in any event this seems like the 2014 version of "Let them eat cake..."

I'm gonna go ahead and say he dodge a bullet. Raising 5 kids with a woman you impregnated 1 month after meeting online was not going to end well.

Sex strikes always seem kinda bizarre to me. I mean, go ahead, but guys are going to get laid one way or another anyway. You're just denying your own satisfaction.

Bienvenue's boyfriend, who says he had picked out names for all 5 of the babies, was understandably upset.

And the next time he has sex, he will be wearing not one, not two, not three, not four, but five condoms.

I pretended to be pregnant with quintuplets and everything ended well. Funny how the media never reports on stories with a positive ending.

I haven't seen the Benedict Cumberbatch Julian Assange film, but from what I've seen on tumblr, Dan Stevens is in it. So, so much for never working again. And he looks so much better now that he's lost the 1900s aristocrat chubby face thing.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

(*hint, hint: guys this prepared don't want you to call back.) You=regular Friday night

I have both a human and a dog who love me. They express that love by attaching themselves to me. When I in a really bad place I am accompanied at all times by either one or the other. When creepy people are around they get inbetween them and me. I feed them both, make sure they have water, encourage excercise, and…

Yeah, I'm not suggesting dogs are going to get PhDs and neither is this meme.

My hideous old man Pomeranian is truly the worst pet on earth. I love him like nobody's business. He loves me too, so long as he gets to dictate the terms. He's grumpy and vile most of the time. He wants to sit by me on the couch or lie next to me in bed but there is NO FUCKING TOUCHING. I adore this dog with all my…

I would accept a religious theory where dogs would be in charge of judgment day. I think they would get it right on the money 100 % of the time.