If this was a man he'd be dead as fried chicken.

"She's never been heavy on talent." You have a talent for understatement, but I salute your kindness.

She's never been heavy on talent. She can dance and she's pretty and... that's it. She did have a clothing line but lets not pretend that she actually designed clothes, and also they were hideous. She really really can't sing, I agree. She has always reminded me of Paula Abdul in that way as they both came from…

"I Luh Ya PaPi"...

"We wouldnt be having this conversation at oil"

I'm just glad that J-Lo took some time off from serenading corrupt Eastern European dictators and businessmen to make this totally brilliant commentary on objectification.

Oh no, it's all true! Just reading this list caused my testicles to fall off!

GAH MY EGO

I don't know what all those words you posted are, but I'm pretty sure they're not emasculating.

So, are we sure that list wasn't sarcastic? It seemed kind of sarcastic. I mean, "A woman making a point is emasculating to a man"? Really? That has to be facetious.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Krabappel. Not Krabapple.

Why wouldn't you call them that? His voters are probably almost exclusively white. I don't presume to know your racial identity, but I'm white, and I find the idea of making that kind of distinction (oh they're assholes not regular white people) to be really unproductive and lacking culpability.

Let's face it, they're probably white.

open expressions of racism make them all tingly in their naughty places

I thought the same thing - why even bother with the "R"?

That's what that stands for? I thought the R was for Racist.

Those are not mutually exclusive. Being not white and voting for openly racist people who say racist things on Twitter is very nearly mutually exclusive. Plus, his district is literally 90% white...so what else would you call them?