Never wrote it was unique to India. Responded to pull quote in above article. Elsewhere noted that while I was not joking about finding it nasty, I was joking about holding an entire nation of 1.3 billion people responsible for a few internet searches. Thought that was obvious. Have a nice day.

Only if you're a man.

Believe whatever you like, everyone in DC knows he's gay. He's closeted in the sticks, not quite so closeted in DC. Which fairly describes more than a few right-wing Republicans in Congress.

I love how it is rumored that Aaron Schock is gay. Everyone on the Hill knows Schock is gay. They've known it for some time. They're already bored with it. Dude knows how to rock an aquamarine belt, though.

If you look closely — or even not that closely — I made no assertions about what is "unnatural", only about what I find nasty. Other animal species dont drink the milk of another species because they have not developed the agricultural techniques which humans have. If you want to drape your mouth over some consenting…

I wasn't kidding about thinking it is nasty, but I was kidding about holding a nation of 1.3 billion people [or thereabouts] responsible for the results of a few Google searches. Sorry, thought that was obvious. Except for your Indian baby. I do hold him or her responsible for all of this.

Well, I'm not sure if you're authorized to speak on behalf of the rest of humanity — just India — but on this issue, yes, you're not as "prudish" as I am. On other things, I'm probably a lot less "prudish" than you and the billions of people who have made you their spokesperson.

Not it doesn't. They're both good, as are Italian cured meats. You like one a lot more than the other. Good for you. Your opinion matters as much as the next person.

Cases like this cause a deep internal conflict in me, where my philosophical opposition to the death penalty clashes with my innate desire to throw this fucker off a high cliff.

Add this one: Be prepared to start spending a lot of money. Kids are expensive.

Good serrano ham: better than sex.

In the United States, the top searches include "my wife is pregnant now what" and "my wife is pregnant what do I do."

Pregnancy isn't an issue that interests me, but an ex-girlfriend sent me this because she wanted to draw my attention to something which she knows I find absolutely baffling and vile:

First time I — a straight male — have ever been called a dumb ho. Classic. I graduated from a top law school with high honors and own my own home in one of the best neighborhoods in America. But some anonymous douche-nozzle on the Internet thinks I'll never amount to anything. You're like a parody of a dumb troll.

Of course adults can bully other adults. That's absurd.

I assume they simply didn't care what the impact would be on her. I think that's a fairly safe assumption. I didn't assume they have no moral qualms about what they did. I wondered how they could not.

Those people who harassed Ms Funke — how do they live with themselves? How can they sleep at night? If I thought I'd been even partially responsible for bullying a person to suicide, I'd blow my own brains out. I don't understand how these people can carry on with their lives.

Congrats on getting it. I thought my meaning was obvious, but whatever...

They probably weren't college material either.

Wait, you saw something on a "reality" show and assumed it was real?