Ovaries

Like anything else, porn does slip thru the Apple app store net, but the company has a policy against accepting porn apps:

The great thing about TV now is that if you don't want to watch network TV, there's plenty of good stuff on. I watch network TV for The Simpsons and sports — NFL, NBA. That's it. The rest of it is all stuff like "Archer," "Justified," "The Walking Dead." The fragmentation of television and the breaking of the network…

I'm pretty sure Apple does not allow "masturbation game" apps for males either.

Wait, 47% of women masturbate less than once a month? I must be meeting the most liberated women in America because they all seem to be jilling off as much as possible. Several times a week for a couple of months three women at my firm would stand around in the kitchen, which is, unfortunately, right next to my…

The writer for Bwog may have been justly fired, may have been unjustly fired. Either way, the university is responsible for this sorry state of affairs. It's the school administration that let it get to the point where some women thought anonymously accusing men of sexual assault/rape was their last, best hope.

She's being replaced by the paper's first African-American executive editor. I'm sure there will be plenty of articles about his "leadership skills." Going first comes with more pressure and scrutiny.

I'd take that bet. Not gonna happen.

I can't improve on what you wrote so I'll merely second it.

That's a healthy attitude — so you DO have some healthy viewpoints! Exactly. Your life of creepiness won't be affected at all by me and others pointing out the obvious. That's something I think far too many people on the Internet forget. I don't let those things bother me either. Ta.

Ah, so you're only creepy about things that actually turn you on. That is noble of you. Well, that just makes you a standard issue creep. Since I think we understand each other and have brought one another up to date on climatological conditions in our respective areas of abode, I think I'll take my leave.

Sorry, I'm a bit confused about what name you would assign to me, other than the one you did — troll. [Which is what people tend to call anyone on the Internet who disagrees with them.] Since I haven't done anything creepy or wrong or even weird — unless you consider being a male who disagrees with you objectionable,…

Nah, creepy weirdos get away with as much as they can, as you did. Had you been able to do more, you would have. Your responses make that obvious.

No, you don't have to keep repeating yourself. I get the picture. I don't mind being called a troll by a creepy weirdo, though. Carry on and have an awesome day!

Yeah, but you're not doing the same thing to the same person. You're doing the same thing to someone who has done nothing to you. That's usually not a difficult concept for most adult humans to grasp. Of course, you may — and presumably do — believe in the concept of collective justice. That sort of makes you a…

Don't be silly, you know what I meant, creepy weirdo. You have a great day, too! ^)

You'd have a point if that man treated you that way. But he didn't. So you're just a creepy weirdo. Carry on, Ms Creepy Weirdo.

Yeah, she just doesn't care. That's better?

That man photographed you on the sly! Well, I guess he got what he deserved, didn't he?

Upskirt photography on men! It's not creepy because it was a man.