Long shorts came about because of the success of the University of Michigan men's basketball team in the early 1990s. [And, to a lesser extent, the University of Arkansas men's basketball team that came right after them.] That was the team of Chris Webber, Juwan Howard and Jalen Rose. They were fun and glamorous and…

I don't have a problem with people choosing sex partners based wholly, in part or not at all on personality. It's really none of my business. I do things my way and leave others alone to do things there way. Whatever way works for you is the right way for you. There are some beautiful women I've ruled out because I…

No, you're missing the point. My situation was not directly analogous to the Louie episode — though there are some similarities — but I was responding to people above who have been writing that if a person is attracted to another person's personality, they should be willing to date that person. [Yes, it's there. Just…

This "rapist list" is not a good idea, but it is the sort of thing that happens when people believe their justifiable complaints are not being taken seriously by the relevant authorities. Columbia University should examine its own behavior and procedures while it is scrubbing off the graffiti.

It's easy to say that in hindsight. Not so easy to do that when confronted with the situation and having very little time to respond. She's a human being. So am I. Yes, I definitely did something out of discomfort and pity, but I don't know that it was cruel. It's possible she was worse off for what happened, but I…

What I took from "Louie" was that he wasn't attracted to her physically. He liked her personality a lot.

There seems to be some suggestion here — at least on the part of some — that if you have great personal chemistry with a member of the opposite sex, you should be willing to date that person. [Assuming you are both heterosexuals, of course.]

A legitimately witty answer. Ah, humor without the use of "clever" gifs.

Everything Donald Sterling says is racist or a lie or both. I do regular sports talk stuff on a local cable TV show and I finally got a chance to go off on Sterling recently. I've loathed him for years, but since I don't live anywhere near LA, I didn't have the proper news hook to tear this guy a new one on the boob…

Just because something is offensive does not mean it is oppressive. I'm offended by plenty of things that don't oppress me so I don't make a show of taking offense. You're demanding that people treat you nicely and fairly, but people are under no obligation to do so. They have to behave towards you in ways that…

Pitiful. These "kids" need to be taking care of themselves, whether they're living at home or not. If they're living at home the "kids" should be doing extra chores to compensate for the expense of having them around.

But I can still have the occasional bowl of Fruity Pebbles, right?

That's not what I'm talking about. Obviously, if someone you know and who knows you thinks you are a rapist, you could have a problem. That's not what this is about. This is about a general view that one is a rapist or sexist or whatever because one is a man. Some woman on social media writing that she doesn't know…

Oh, Florida. You're so unique and special, you should really just be your own country.

Dogs continue to be the best thing in the world. I cannot imagine my life without my best pal.

I'm not talking about media attention to both crimes at this very moment. I'm talking about media attention to the murder of the 59 boys — when it happened — compared to the kidnapping of 276 girls — when it happened. I would have thought that was obvious. I think I've been polite long enough. We're done here.

As I made clear several times, whether you or any other woman think all men are rapists is no concern of mine. You're arguing against a point I never made.

I was not referring to saving. I was referring to media attention. That's something I made abundantly clear, multiple times. Surely, someone of your obvious intelligence and erudition can understand that.

No, thanks. I'm not watching that video. Not on a bet. But I don't see how these women are being manipulated. Are they really that incapable of saying "I care about this issue, but I don't want to ride a sex toy in public and have you videotape the whole thing"? Is that really so hard? I don't think so. I gotta give…

Go for it! I don't see how having titanium anchors in your body could leave a mark.