Ditto, dude. I've also been called gay a couple of times because I refused to have sex with women who had very unrealistic ideas about how attractive they were. A lot of women seem to think men will fuck anything that's ever worn a skirt and therefore they are entitled to sex any time they like it. Sure, I'm a pretty…

Don't be ashamed of it. If you're not lying, you're not hurting anyone. That's my rule.

You should probably try to invent something people probably don't need, but think they do and price it accordingly. A fat wallet seems to put beer goggles on a lot of people.

Definitely. Monogamy can definitely get in the way of the pursuit of sex with many attractive partners. That's why I avoid it like the plague and, I assume, why you do, as well.

The first key to banging hot guys: Be a hot gal.

You and I would get along very well, Mo. White male slut here. We might not be attracted to each other, but we'd at least understand each other.

Totally with you on marrying for money. I plan to do it.

I also assume you're evil. Don't be offended by that. I'm also white and I've had two golden retrievers so I'm surely evil, too. Look forward to meeting you at the next Evil Dog-Person meeting. Bring cake.

Yeah, both of my goldens were rescues.

I've owned two golden retrievers and I'm most definitely white. I guess I'm supposed to be ashamed of one or both of those things, but I'm not. Goldens are wonderful. Can't imagine living without one. When my first golden died I was heartbroken and heartbroken I shall remain. I will never stop missing him. He deserves…

Porn is boring. Adding super hi-def I won't even be able to appreciate because I don't have one of those Steve Austin bionic eyes won't make it more interesting.

Someone in China is being forced to work under exploitative conditions????

I don't know about the rest of that stuff, but new sex is the best. By a wiiiiiiide margin.

Don't think I haven't checked that profile out. But she's not interested in men my age. Pity.

She's about 40 years older than me, but I would totally hit that. I've never had sex with a woman over 37, but I'd clear my schedule for Martha Stewart. It's not that she looks great for a woman her age. Actually, she looks great for a woman 25 years younger than she actually is. But I've read horror stories of people…

My thought, precisely. I'm sure she pays for some of that stuff, but these companies are also throwing free stuff at her so she'll mention it in places like The New York Times.

Kate Upton is magnificent. Beautiful. Lovely. Breath-taking. Goddess-like. Thank whatever deity you favor or do not favor that she likes to take her clothes off.

Yeah. The guy who ended the Iraq War is no different than the guy who started it. The guy who cleaned up the economic crisis is no different than the guy who helped cause the economic crisis. The man who passed healthcare reform is no different than the guy who stomped on it. The man who got Osama Bin Laden is no…

Yeah, the guy who repealed Glass-Steagall was the best in 30 years. Obama's spent almost all his time fixing the fuckups from Clinton & Bush 2.o. Best of luck to HRC. She couldn't beat Obama so maybe she slip in behind him.

From a straight man: You're welcome to everything you saw up there.