Unless your boyfriend is a complete loser, he's got to be able to do better than once per week. Dude needs to move on.

I have sex because I find sex fun. I can't think of another reason why I would ever have sex. If sex stopped being fun I would stop having it. If having sex with a particular person is not fun I stop having sex with that person.

The usual suspects in the Senate will oppose her, but that has nothing to do with her and everything to do with the man who will nominate her. Ms Yellen's dovish views are well in harmony with the Dem Senate majority, but her impeccable anti-inflation reputation will recommend her to the business community.

It's virtually certain Ms Yellen will not "shake things up" at all. She and the outgoing Chair, Ben Bernanke, saw eye to eye on most everything. The fact that she will NOT "shake things up" almost certainly worked in her favor, as far as the president is concerned. She represents stability at the Fed, which is what…

Don't see that happening. Some Republican Senators will vote against Ms Yellen but that will have more to do with the man nominating the woman than the woman herself. Ms Yellen is highly-respected and, while dovish, has the sort of anti-inflation bona fides that will ensure her broad support in the business community.…

Larry Summers saw this coming, as did almost everyone in DC weeks ago, when the White House leaked that he was no longer being considered for the job.

Ms Yellen is likely to be a lot like Ben Bernanke. There has been almost no daylight between those two, policy-wise, for some years now. On QE, by far the most important issue of the last few years, they've been joined at the hip.

Fun fact: Janet Yellen may not even be the best economist in her own family. Her husband, George Akerlof, won the Nobel Prize in economics in 2001. "The Market for Lemons," the paper he wrote back in 1970, is one of the best [and most readable] economics papers I've ever seen. [The paper is about the problems in…

You don't care how men dress? What a coincidence. Much of the time, neither do we.

That heckler wasn't very nice to Ms Apple, but if you're a performer you need to learn to deal with people like that without falling apart or opening fire with an assault rifle.

You shouldn't have apologized. He's a douchebag.

If only you'd been on one of those planes on 9/11, that whole thing would have turned out differently.

You're not going to shoot anyone. I'm sure you're a veteran — of Call of Duty. You're just another right-wing pansy-ass Internet tough-guy. Go suck Dubya's dick, fucknut. We know all you righties fantasize about it. Go do it. Anything would be better than what you're doing now.

Various women. Girlfriends. Pickups. What does it matter?

Various women. Girlfriends. Pickups. What does it matter?

What can I tell you? I've faked it often enough that not being noticed isn't a coincidence. It's not like I'm the Robert DeNiro of fake orgasms, although I will accept a Moany if someone invents that award. When a condom is involved no woman has even indicated the slightest suspicion.

What can I tell you? I've faked it often enough that not being noticed isn't a coincidence. It's not like I'm the Robert DeNiro of fake orgasms, although I will accept a Moany if someone invents that award. When a condom is involved no woman has even indicated the slightest suspicion.

I've faked orgasms for a number of reasons. Probably for the same reasons women do, actually. Bored. Tired and want to go to sleep. Person wasn't nearly as good in bed as I thought she'd be. I'll usually give it the old college try, though. Imagine I'm with Kate Upton or something like that. But if that doesn't work,…

Is that a serious question? The same way a woman does. Moan a bit. Wriggle a bit. Tell her how good it is. Blah blah blah. If you're wearing a condom there's no problem unless she demands to actually inspect the condom. I've done it without a condom and am pretty sure it wasn't detected a few times. A few other times…