Good point. Actually, a pretty big deal to me. But considering I'd rather stare at the sun for 3 minutes than look at another person in the bathroom, maybe some sort of a alarm system would work better. Anything, apart from this mirror dealie, to let me know a person has been in and out of the bathroom without washing…

It's probably not.

I recall when I was 19, in college, I was approached by a 16-year-old girl who went to the same high school I graduated from. I tutored her a bit in English and science my senior year and considered her a friend. But that ended when she came on to me. Age of consent laws may be silly or foolish under certain…

I don't understand the appeal of this. Somebody go to the Chuck Berry School of Restaurant & Nightclub Management?

But if they're selling dolls that look like the original Merida and dolls that don't look like the original Merida and consumers are free to choose between them, I still don't see the problem.

You don't think Disney tests its products before putting them out, to see which ones have the best chances of selling? Of course, market testing has its limits, but it seems odd that Disney would intentionally put out a product only to screw with the self-esteem of little girls. One would think they'd put out the doll…

That's the problem with the marketplace — entirely too much choice. People have got better things to do than make up their own minds.

I just want to make sure we identify the problem here.

Attention women of America:

WARNING: Rant coming.

Ah, that's where I remember her from! Thanks. Yes, she was pretty convincing as a dim and desperate blue collar single mom from Boston.

Yeah, I think elleen_grey nailed that one pretty good. She's just doing stuff she likes to do. I can think of plenty of actresses who aren't doing anything — publicly, at least — with kitchens or infants. I don't know this woman from anything apart from a very bad Green Lantern movie, but she's very pretty and I don't…

Porn stars — they're just like us!

I'm pretty sure I conceded Hillary-hatred will reappear. It's already happening, actually. I just don't think it matters in terms of a national election.

Yeah, a lot of people absolutely hate HRC, but Warren and Gillibrand are far less known. More people will hate them if they seek national office. Wall Street would like Warren stabbed in the neck, believe me. They'd spend a ton to crush her, while Wall Street, which gives generously to NY Dems, gets along fine with…

We don't know how Warren or Gillibrand would fare in a national election. Hillary didn't run a great campaign in 2008, but she was going up against a candidate far more skilled than Warren or Gillibrand have ever faced.

People who do not masturbate are rare, but they do exist. I know because I'm one of them. I don't refrain out of prudishness, but out of boredom. I've done it. It's terrible. I find masturbation to be tedious, dull and utterly drab and awful. The fact that doctors now recommend it only proves how awful it is. Doctors…

I don't have a problem with cartoonists who portray Obama as having enormous ears. They do protrude quite a bit. So do mine, though not to the extent Obama's do.

I spend some time on the Hill and have met Senator Gillibrand and she does have a voice some might call "girlie," though I don't regard that as terribly useful in a news article. It's more the sort of thing you observe quietly and keep to yourself before sharing your insight with readers of Jezebel.

It's probably a little from column A and a little from column B.