I'm as American as Yankee Doodle Dandy. But I've spent some time in the UK. The Sun might not even be the worst UK paper. Ever check out the Mirror? Or, if stories about scary people with dark skin are more your thing, there's the Daily Mail, favorite reading material for Paki-hating housewives the length and breadth…

I think the complaint is that men believe they have the right to sit in judgement of female beauty in the first place. It's a reasonable point — until someone posts a photo of Leonardo Di Caprio putting on a few pounds between movies. Then all bets are off. :^)

No it won't. The Suns female readership — which is very substantial — is accustomed to seeing stuff like this. They either like it or they don't dislike it enough to give up a paper that reliably gives them all the celebrity gossip and immigrant-bashing they require on a daily basis.

People, this is The Sun. Hasn't anyone besides me ever been to the UK and read this thing? It's filled with very obvious spelling and grammatical errors, clashing headlines and on page 3 of every edition there's a girl with her tits out. This thing is edited by 14-year-olds with massive brain trauma.

A raise? You whinge-ing Marxists are lucky to have a job at all! Shut your fat, greedy cakeholes and get back to work. And the first one of you to mention the word "union" will be found floating face down in the nearest reservoir.

Dammit, I'm so sick of the sexism — where are the contests for unborn boys?

Science is difficult and people are doing it wrong.

Talk about a niche market! But all you need is one person with a ton of cash burning a hole in his or her pocket.

But zombies are not tired of you, Rocza.

If these two start buying up companies so they can fire the workers, load the firm up with debt and then sell it for a profit to some willing patsy, I'll understand the comparison to Mitt Romney. Otherwise, nah. Not so much.

Ah, Women & Women First. Not a single thing in there I'd buy [or that they'd let me buy, most likely], but I'd go in three times a week anyway just for the privilege of being insulted by those two wonderful weirdos.

Since only 44% of all small businesses last 4 years, I'd say they'd be doing all right to make it to 5 years.

If you think Dog Show's clientele is not almost entirely female, you're an idiot. If you think I wrote that only males like zombies and football, you're also an idiot. I wrote that I like zombies and football. I made no mention of anyone else and made no gender associations with it. I was clearly describing a…

Holy crap! Just from what I read I think I'd shoot myself in the head if I had to spend five minutes in that store. Haircut parties? Fortune-teller parties? Valentine's Day parties? When do they throw the party where everyone sits around in their pajamas eating cookie-dough and making up names for all the stupid boys…

Nothing compared to the solitude of the grave. Maybe men kick off sooner because they'd like the solitude and since their womenfolk just won't die, going first is just making the best of a bad situation.

The language used by Ms West in this post must be designed to attract trolls who will fill the comments with exactly the sort of words she used sarcastically. Click-bait, of course, but also intended to provoke the quick-tempered.

"Everyone" is not reeling from this or anything else Angelina Jolie has done. For example, I am not. I certainly wish her no ill will, but her personal life is none of my business and I'm not floored, amazed, gob-smacked, astonished, surprised or "reeling" from Ms Jolie's announcement.

Just try separating high school football and religion in Texas. Just try it. Can't be done. It's pathetic. Can't be done. Texas is 99% Christian and 100% football and, as far as they're concerned, Jesus was basically the greatest high school quarterback of all time. He, probably nailed a ton of chicks before…

Thank you! Amazing how many dull Americans don't understand that point. Royalty is absurd. It's for stupid people.

Dogs are worthy creatures of this planet. They make the world a better. They improve the human condition around them, though that is not their job. None of these things can be said about British royals or any royals.