As someone who has actually been stalked — as in the actual legal definition of it — by a member of the opposite sex, I can tell you it is no fun at all. On the other hand, it might not be as bad as admitting you drink Budweiser.

Outfit depends on the venue, venue, time of day/night. Not really a skirt v. pants issue for me.

I don't care for romantic fairy tales so I haven't seen any of the versions referenced above, but I am curious about the gender-swap one. What article of clothing did the boy leave behind at the ball? Presumably, not a glass slipper. Unless that version includes gender-bending, as well as gender-swapping.

There are literally [yes, literally] hundreds of versions of the Cinderella story dating back literally [yes, literally] more than two thousand years. Hell, there's a Chinese version of Cinderella. Anyone who wants a version of Cinderella to meet their particular ethnic desires can probably find one. The Bollywood…

Well, erections are near and dear to the heart. Mine are, anyway.

"This is where my lies come from!"

1. It'd be great if that was the reason for unemployment. It isn't.

People have risked worse than that for sex.

A pharmaceutical company is overstating the need for its product in order to stimulate demand and sales? I cannot believe such a thing could be true.

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Women who like casual sex are the best. Can never have too many of those around.

I'm never this serious, but I do like to poke fun at phony concern for the other gender. Both sexes do it and it deserves appropriate mockery.

Capacity for caring isn't a finite resource? Ever looked around the world? There's nothing rarer or more precious. And you're wasting it on guys who'd rather play Halo than smear chemicals all over the faces. Eh, your life. Just glad it isn't mine.

Feel sad for starving kids. Men who do not wear makeup [that is, virtually all of us] are not worthy of pity.

BTW, stop pretending you're doing this for "fairness" and you want to help men. This is about feeling insecure in your feminist creds because you like to wear makeup. That's your problem, not mine. Stop wearing it. Or don't stop wearing it. Whatever, it'll never matter to me. But this has nothing to do with…

For fuck's sake, I'm not wearing makeup. If you want "cosmetics equality" quit wearing it yourself. But I'm not taking it up so you feel more feminist-y about yourself.

You wanna piss off the women of America? Say something mean about James Deen.

Agreed. If you love casual sex, as I do, a clingy woman is incredibly annoying. I'm sure the same is true for women who love casual sex. It is absolutely false that women are not into the screw 'em and leave 'em scene. I've done enough of it to encounter quite a few. God bless each and every one of them.

I'm sure that explains some of it, but I doubt it explains all of it. Men are just as varied as women, of course, but I've never had a male friend tell me they love post-sex cuddling and have quite a few tell me they love to get out ASAP. The most likely explanation, I think, is that you're getting some who like it…

I know some guys say they do it because they think it is expected. Maybe that's what you're running into. Don't get too down about it, though. I'm sure there are plenty of guys like me who don't like [or fake] that stuff.