if 2014 has taught us anything, it's that being a bad cop absolutely does not get you fired.

Allegedly. You know damn well no one watched it with their own two eyes. Your hearsay is irresponsible.

Doing a between the legs look at the b-hole? happened to me once too?

Same photographer that has worked every fucking wedding I've been party to.

I thought the same thing when I saw the pic, I was like...look at the dude completely lounging front and center acting like he's coaching any team but the Raiders.

Carroll: I blinked...

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

Pictured: Every homicide detective, with cold cases, anywhere Durst has ever been.

The least he could do is give you a little bump of the coke he bought.

Try winning a Fantasy Football league and having to wait for a personal check from your leagues commissioner to clear..only it doesnt. Then having him pay you 650.00 in "installments"

This isn't Deadspin. This is The Concourse, Gawker Media's combination male lifestyle/daddy blog.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

GOD: *whips Jets cap on the ground* ME DAMMIT!

I remember my uncle got married back when I was like 7 or 8 and we had the reception at a park, it was in the summer, beautiful day and night, well I remember one of my uncles not the married one being cornered in a room where the food was being held by a group of 4 or 5 guys NOT dressed for a wedding or reception,…

Counter-counterpoint: If you're at a Kings/Hornets game in March, you kinda deserve to get hit in the face with a basketball.

back and to the left.

I was full of glee after the third one when I checked and the video wasn't even half over

If your seats are that good and you're not paying attention to the action...you know what? You kinda deserve to get hit in the face with a basketball.

Women on their phones at a sporting event, always ugh.