The dog, post Clowney-bite.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

They should be mopping

Jerry Jones is saving it for next year. After they franchised him they didn't need it to come out.

[overheard, post-melee]

Yeah because Florida police just LOOOOOVE black men...

I dunno, that seemed pretty aggressive-aggressive from Rousey.

It's going to be everywhere. Be happy you saw it first you insufferable unhappy twat.

Damn, if he'd gone any higher, he'd have been in a deluxe apartment in the sky.

He was assassinated by members of his former sect for reversing course and speaking out against the very beliefs for which you're condemning him, so...

I have neither the time nor the inclination to provide history lessons. If that's all you think of the man, you're either racist or not knowledgeable enough to comment.

What he was? You mean a man who was probably more readily able to admit his own flaws than either you or I? I can nary think of another historical or political figure who was as capable of nuanced thought or as willing to publicly own up to his past mistakes as Malcolm X.

Those Dan Rafael tweets are not nearly as ridiculous as this article on those Dan Rafael tweets.

Yep. Dude is a loser. She cheated on you, just break up with her and move on. There was no need to go down this road.

Yeah..saw this coming. After he fell for whatever lie she told him. and said he jumped to conclusions about the "spray tan" thing. I knew he was a sucka and she would probably trick him again and he'd probably get violent.

He's going into coaching. He can't leave the game. I could see him even go down to the college ranks, where he has more control of a team.

I know it's a dumb reason, but post like this are what initially attracted me to Deadspin. Growing up (in the 90s and before DVR), I used to watch sports with my Dad and felt like I was alone in catching these dumb moments like this.

Are you sure you're not in Vegas?

No no no.

This is so stupid. It's quite obvious that the guy drove and traveled right down the lane. That stupid kid flopped. No way that should be a charge.