I refuse to play without LeBron.

That’s actually the only reason I am not in the NBA right now.

I too refuse to play with lebron

“I underthrew C.J. [Fiedorowicz] on the center route. It’s called the NFL. That stands for Not For Long, unless you’re a sub-mediocre white guy who’s willing to stand during the National Anthem.”

I don’t want to ruin your joke, but I’m pretty sure he always offered choices:

Like some sort of ban?

That’s foul. I came here for the same comment but you just beat me to the bag.

“One family plan, please.”

The Dad: “Don’t cry, you’re gonna make me cry.” *whilst starting to cry*

Keselowski took the “Straight Outta Compton” sponsorship a little too seriously.

Now-Frantic Sports Editor: “Takin’ It In The Enes: Phil Fails Again.”

Blatt is wearing a suit and making a few substitutions during the games. LeBron James is the head coach of Cleveland Cavaliers.

Posting this to a Tom Ley story got me unfollowed and sent to the greys... Fuck... are you guys that sensitive?

After the all-game hit on Jae Crowder, Cs needed a backup reserve to dish out some Untouchables justice.

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

Aaron Rodgers in one of the biggest moments in the state's history