To be fair, he didn't call Bosh injury-prone.

The woman was described as "uncooperative"

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

1. Jerry Jones

Girl bye, just bye!

That was in West Virginia. The sheep have learned they need to run fast there.

Well that's great and everything but she doesn't know how to throw.

Umm the words "breaks his leg horrifically" didnt tip you off?

Oh my God, I can't believe I never saw the Everett has feeling wrong blooper tape. I clicked it and completely lost it. I could not stop laughing, and the tears were streaming down my face. I feel as though I was deprived. Thank you Deadspin, Youtube and Captain Homeless.

I raise you this.

Yes. The Kevin Everett blooper is so good that I immediately went and looked it up after reading this article, then came back here to post and saw you'd already mentioned it.

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

Obligatory

The woman lent you something out of her own closet. How ungrateful can you get!

The glasses say "Peaked in the '90s"

I'm confused. Is he what dad is, or what dad should be?

But it's a dunk contest. They're dunking, not fundamental-ing.

You do get that I was saying most of the things you just said, only quicker and in the form of a joke, right?

Every basketball piece written on the internet that has a white majority audience has this exact sentiment. It's like a cosmic rule or something: like birds flying south for the winter, the aging white dude can't accept the major set of rule changes that happened during the late 90s, early aughts.

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.