Im outraged!!! That lady should commit Harry Caray!!

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

I've heard this kid's mayor has been nodding off, too.

I bet that baby sues MLB for defamation.

Turn down for what?

The ESPY's are still a thing? One man out there is happy.

That short right hook sure calmed her down though...(not that I condone it)

Why? Are you saying we should live in a society where women can punch people in the face without consequence?

If she didn't punch first, she wouldn't have gotten punched last.

If this girl wants to play basketball with men and punch men, she can get punched back.

If you're doing what I think you're doing, this is brilliant.

Geography can be a very tricky subject early in the morning.

You know South Africans and Australians are two different things, right?

What I'd give for a hearty shove from an Australian who didn't recognize me.

Meanwhile the Spurs be all

Dick Vitale might be the world's most adorable human being.

So where's the hot chick that gave it to him?

This Lebron saga reminds me of porn..the searching for information, digging for clips, checking sites, sources for what he might do...the joy and exhilaration of him going back home...then the guilt and shame of thinking was I really that invested in his choice? WTF is wrong with me...Than a brief nap.

Looks like this boy isn't the only one that likes to swallow bees.

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at your name. I just imagine Wenzel Dashington as the nefarious other suitor in some love triangle romcom based in Victorian England.