In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Both films did involve the future of LBJ.

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

There goes the no-hit her.

And what, pray tell, could he have been doing during this 2 hour (at max) photoshoot that would have impacted his team? This idea that "URGRGRGR if your not living the sport 24/7 your a joke!" bullshit has got to stop.

+1 to 5 in the state pen

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

USA will win.

Who thinks it's ever a fucking good idea to have auto-play videos??????

Dad bet it all on Germany?!?

If its any consolation Im a big fan of you guys's porn.

Obligatory every fucking time.

I thought "No one can possibly be THIS stupid, right?"

The Xbox not working this morning? Maybe mom will make you a snack to cheer you up.

I will give you a +1, sir. Not because of your hot take comment, but because your awesome username gives me nostalgic memories of being in the 6th grade. Bless you.

Shut up, Whiteskin

Just go back to bed, Dan.