[–]FlipMyPancake 3 points an hour ago*

Put money in them to attract a new girlfriend.

That is the photo posted at the top of the article. Please read before posting!

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

I'd use the 'c-word' to describe that grabby, old bag when attempting to get the ball but I'd get flamed. Instead, I'll just call it a 'snatch'.

knew how not to be a dick and found a young girl to give the ball to.

This lady finds the whole situation highly illogical.

Here you go, young lady. Let this be a lesson to you not to be greedy. Now could you tell your daddy he owes me $16 for those two beers, and it would be easiest if he just handed me a $20 and forgot about it?

Thanks!

Hey everybody, Jason objected to my americanized spelling of the french euphemism for buttocks, so I changed it. So don't give him a hard time is what I'm saying.

No, now my reply looks dumb(er).

I never went to medical school, but I would love to play doctor with Serena's ass.

So you're suggesting that Serena Williams, one of the greatest tennis players in history, who has played dozens (hundreds?) of grand slam matches and won and lost countless doubles and singles matches, was so desperate to have an excuse for losing this one match that she's faking being dazed and disoriented and,…

This is scary, this looks like someone in the middle of a stroke. I hope they took her straight to a hospital.

Please don't do that. If you have a comment to make, make an actual comment. Even if it's a warmed-over Royal Tenenbaums gag, put it in your own words. Telling us that you remember a movie you saw is not making a good contribution to the discussion.

EVERYONE SPECULATE WILDLY

Garbage = throwaway. Noel and Embiid are both currently unable to walk right let alone play basketball let alone play basketball at the NBA level let alone play basketball at the NBA level at a quality to be considered part of a "big 3" From a basketball perspective they're garbage, they can be thrown away and…

I find your use of the word "garbage" disturbing. Is that how you view all people who are just starting out in their careers? You must be a joy to work with. Your family must be very proud. How much longer until you prove yourself? Or are you now 100% proven garbage?