Related: their lawyers are makng f-ng bank.

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

Can we turn off Jez for the night on this sweet heartbreaking note? Before some awful Trump bullshit ruins it?

I figured it would be close to this:

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

Glass houses and all but what, exactly, is Europe’s fucking problem?

I love how on Leah Remini’s new A&E show (and book and interviews, etc.) she keeps burning Tom Cruise. Do not fuck with Leah.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Anna Horford is now officially my most favorite person on the planet

omg i would fucking scream

Really Moose? Calling yourself “Dean”

Yeah, they really should have gotten Jensen Ackles to do a cameo of some sort, whether it was just buying pie/cheeseburgers in the background of some scene or turning around briefly when someone said “Dean” in a public place.

I was so hoping they would throw a sly Supernatural joke in there, but oh well. Hot damn, Sammy is a pretty boy.

Ha! Eugenics Levy.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

You know what I’m thankful for?

We call that Freedom Foam.

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.