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Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.
Oh for sure me too. Just saying that Carrie Fisher is whip smart, witty, sarcastic and funny, and she often adds little things like this to otherwise 100% true accounts of her life. “Wishful Drinking” has many delightful anecdotes like this peppered with sarcastic commentary about her own thoughts and actions.
Not defending the obvious creep behavior that got us here but are we absolutely sure she isn’t kidding about the Carrison bit? It sounds like her type of sarcastic, sassy quip.
God, I love Alyssa Edwards.
She was 19.
I’d fuck Indiana Jones, I think that’s distinct from fucking Harrison Ford though. Like, he doesn’t do it for me in anything else but Indiana Jones could get it.
This is where I would post a clip of Harrison Ford from Working Girl, specifically that scene where Ford changes his shirt in his office and his coworkers applaud. Alas, I couldn’t find it.
No brainers, all of them.
Well not CURRENT Harrison Ford. Anything up to Air Force One-Harrison Ford, certainly.
Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.
Why not both? Allow yourself to dream, girl!
Time machine? I’d fuck him now.
I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…
Yeah I thought they were horrible together and she was awful to him AND YET I shipped them because Greg is pretty much 100 percent the kind of cynical underachiever I go for in real life. And that voice!!!