Your move detroit

It’s going to be a pretty dull Civil War until Newt appears stuffed into into his Spider-Man attire.

What do you mean Halloween doesn’t last a month?

I was holding out hope for Crackle. Just to hear Chris Rock yell “Crackle”

I was waiting for this to come up. Also, if you don’t chew Big Red, go fuck yourself.

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

I bet Al Roker and the rest have already put all of Billy’s stuff in a box out on the curb.

Misread this as Chip and got excited.

I admit I am not as much of a BC lover as many (it’s great, no doubt, it too much of it grates my nerves)... but when Ilana wore this sweatshirt I was couldn’t stop laughing. LOOK AT IT. ITS PERFECT!

Going to get a lot of use out of this.

$100 says Kris masterminded the whole thing

That is sooo good. But maybe Steph Shep instead of Simone?

So, true story, I once woke up next to my bf of the time and there was some strange substance on the comforter near the end of the bed. But like, I didnt shit the bed. He maintained that he didn’t, but who else is there, sir? Who?!

Interesting theories I heard today:

Random but I watched the Jon benet special and wouldn’t you know... there was a mystery shit left in her bed too at the time of her murder. Who the heck is shitting the bed!?

There is no Carol......in HR!!

I got BOXES full of Pepe

+ 1 Virgil sighting

EVERYONE’s got a price. Muahahahahahahah!!!!!