Laces out and condoms on! Come on Jim!!

(Side note: I saw Bianca Del Rio last night in SF and she looked fucking amazing)

I forgot it was on and read online what the spoiler is. I did say OMG out loud but I don’t know that it would have made me cry.

I was catching up on Dynasty on YouTube before they took most of the episodes down. The whole cast was...something, lol. The clothes she’s wearing in that gif makes me wanna do drag.

Brad’s penis, obviously.

#TEAMPETTYAF

I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

You can’t spell special without ACL

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Sing-A-Song-Of-Mike-Pence

Mel B, even if that’s true, it’s not very nice.

You gotta stop using sound reasoning and logic with these morons man.

Chris Noth is wrecking her marriage.

My parents stayed together in love until the day they each died.

Amy seems nice and all, but her last name immediately gets her nominated as a possible movie/TV villain with dubious ties to a fringe governmental agency/network of spies.

Bud Adams.

Unfortunately, kinja does not have the functionality to embed your fiance’s resume into a comment.

Rocco can finally live a modern life.