I saw the headline, skipped the article, and went straight to the comments for a Trading Places reference. You did not disappoint!

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

too soon...fuck, three soon.

The NY Post is a vile, disgusting rag of a newspaper. All of their columnists can go eat a bag of dicks. Here, I’ll get them started.

I don’t drink. BUT...

I am actually having a glass of wine right now. The person who assaulted me when i was 14 texted me on Saturday wanting to hookup. I’m still sick about it, but stick by my decision to not go to the cops. My case would have looked a lot messier than the Brock Turner one, and we’re all reading just how stiff the…

OH MY GOD I HOPE SO. I tweeted him asking if, when LWT comes back, he can bring Carlos Danger with it.

LOL, these lies. Prince put out a ton of music videos, especially early in his career. His influence on pop culture and music is undeniable and his talent was extraordinary. He’s part of the great pop triumvirate that includes Michael Jackson and Madonna. Come on now, they couldn’t at least do a video tribute?

SERIOUSLY. And it’s not like his passing just occurred, as it’s been a few months. Get it together, MTV!

Sure, if we’re comparing people that played no instruments, didn’t write, produce, nor arrange their own music. Think about it, MJ fell off a cliff the moment Quincy Jones was gone. And only one was accused of diddling MULTIPLE children. Whether you believe it or not, what the cops found at his house is highly…

Are you shitting me?! The guy’s greatest hits was THREE CDs!!! And it was missing one of his biggest songs (Batdance)!

What? Are you talking about the same Prince that everyone else is? Wikipedia currently has him credited with 137 music videos. And that doesn't include the ones he made and then stashed in a vault which no one has seen (which we know for sure he has done, since Kevin Smith has come out and said he filmed one for…

Found the never-nude.

Prince owned MTV. Owned it. A loving tribute was in order, for sure. But there’s such a push to forget whatever happened 15 minutes ago. I mean, we’re giving Rihanna lifetime achievement awards? What is she, maybe 1/3 of the way through her career? Come on. Perspective.

a tribute to Prince???????

Just watch this instead.

I thought they get mailed to your house along with a bottle of Tide and a Frampton Comes Alive album.

How many times do you think Hillary is going to have to go into the garage at the White House and tell Bill and Tim that they need to stop playing their instruments so loud because the neighbors are complaining?

I’m a new dad. Does anyone know where we meet for harmonica lessons? Do I have to sign up in advance? Thanks.