yeah. He doesn’t need to worry. I can comfort him over his breakup.

isnt that the plot of ‘election’ ?

She slept in her coffin in a pink velour tracksuit. She had all the very best burns. Her eyeliner was exceptionally on point. She adored her maker. PAM4LIFE

Pam4Life. She was the only character that I liked better than the book.

Thanks, Bobby, now this will definitely be me tonight:

I fucking love that movie and 12-year-old Devon Sawa still gives me feelings - which I guess is no longer legal?

Why don’t they just remake Now and Then and give me the Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie I deserve?

Damn that’s a really good idea.

Only once, when I wrote an article for the high school paper about how water polo is a cult and a water polo player beat the shit out of me later that day

Oh, god. As I read your comment, my brain automatically applied the melody to those lyrics. I thought I was so edgy because I loved that album.

it’s a gift

And now she is married at, at least had a baby with, Diana Ross’s son.

Because I had to look up who he is (I still don’t know really) he’s apparently still managed by Joe Simpson. Which makes thus story more delightfully early 2000's

I haven’t thought about that song in one trillion years and reading that line brought the entire thing back into my brain with epiphanic clarity, and now I can't stop laughing.

Didn’t he appear on her MTV reality show that was basically a spinoff of Newlyweds? I FORGOT about that!!

From what little I know of Lochte’s relationship with his mom, she would def. not be worried or surprised to find out he spent the night doing blow off a series of hooker asses.

I watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I thought I was going to hate it based on the synopsis and became obsessed. I hope the second season stays strong.

Suri’s someone’s bio kid for sure, but not Tom’s. He shoots blanks (and he’s gay), and Nicole’s miscarriage was rumoured to be Ewan McGregor’s.