So, Univision?

I dunno, I really like her “Brazilian boyfriend” Arthur Mariano:

I think Mary Louise Parker should play her. She has large brown eyes and very similarly shaped face and nose.

What time NBC will be showing it? before or after beach volleyball??

North is the absolute cutest. It’s unreal.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

We believe you. As we believe in our Master, the Dreaded Milania.

NO FACE JOURNEYS.

A terribly musical that would perhaps become an unexpected smash?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm Jewish, and I snorted at your line.

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

“Leave it to France to find a way to make a dumb sport dumber.” is my new favorite quote of all time.

You can always tell a Milford man.

Any time my Raiders fan friend gets excited about their prospects, I look at him and just say “JaMarcus Russell”

Everyone is leaving. I am still traumatized by Burt and Mark.

feels like when my parents divorced but told us kids that everything would essentially stay the same

+1 Teacher...IN SPACE

“There are dozens of us!”

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend: