Not Adam Scott, never could be. I won’t allow it.

I’d like to think that Kurt Russell is just a front. The ‘real’ Kurt is actually Jack Burton from ‘Big Trouble in Little China’, and Kurt is just a character.

What’s her twitter handle?

Fully convincing and absolutely delightful Twittering

That is all.

Proud to be your 100th star for this comment. That is all.

Taran is really underrated. He’s also extremely versatile. He was one of the guys in 12 Years a Slave that kidnapped Solomon.

It’s actually meant to be 1777's “A-Hunting We Will Go”. Not that stupid cover from 1930s ‘murica.

Best show ever..

Omar comin!

“No, no, no, not today,” like the Dikembe Mutombo of the sea.”

Auction!

I still have no idea who Frank Ocean is. Is he Billy Ocean’s nephew?

Bless your soul, Eddie.

Does anyone watch CNN outside of an airport terminal during a layover?

100% agreed. I was on the free lunch program in school and some days it was the best (or only) meal I had. It helped me focus and work hard to get good grades. I put myself through college (with the help of Pell grants), and now I have a great job and pay taxes. And I VERY MUCH want those tax dollars to give some…

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)