If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

You must treat yourself to Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. I am a 47 year old liberal woman in Texas who practices psychotherapy for a dollah (hope my credentials are accepted!). This SHOW IS THE BEST THING ON TV.

Your verb usage is on point.

Rob sock jokes will never stop making me laugh.

This is literally how it has always been. And do not call me a bitch.

Dorthy, come on over and wait with me!

Scott would be great if he wasn’t so terrible.

I’m surprised Rob has time for this kind of drama with his flourishing sock empire.

Who?

whatwhatwhat??

Oh its probably a ruse. Must keep the Kardashian name in news cycle. But if not I’m here for the drama because I’m petty. So let me just sit here and wait for more info.

AND SO IT BEGINS

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.

FINALLY UNGREYED ON THE SLOT, Y’ALL!

The cartoons of my childhood were MESSED UP. I hope I don’t have to rethink Chilly Willy the Penguin next.

I’m glad Donna Brazile will take over this shit storm. Although I know she isn’t perfect, she is highly respected and I trust her to fix this mess that DWS has caused.